Jocularity

[R2K]

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[LDUBS]

I got a really cool new ink pen. It writes underwater!!

It can write other words too.

 

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A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing poker.

Yep, the steaks were pretty high.

 

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Yep. The average human body has enough bones to make an entire skeleton

 

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They invented a new rubber polymer airplane that will bounce instead of crash.

It is made by Boeing, Boeing, Boeing.

 

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Guy was selling his puppets.

He would accept any offer.

Here just wanted someone to take them off his hands.

 

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Do you think cannibals must like "below knee" sandwiches.

 

[Stand Up]

 

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Me and some friends put a band together. We named it 999 megabytes.

Still don’t have a gig, though.

 

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Abraham Lincoln was right when he said "Don't believe everything you read on the internet".

 

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Some guy is stealing tires off police cars.

Police are working tirelessly to catch him.

 

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Had a pet termite named Clint.

Clint eatswood.

 

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You'd think a snail would be
faster without its shell, but
actually its more sluggish

 

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Sorry, more bad Dad jokes:

 

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[Still Afloat]

It sounds like the fish aren’t biting so well in your neck of the woods.

 

[LDUBS]

It sounds like the fish aren’t biting so well in your neck of the woods.

Got back from a trip last week that was 9 time zones away. Still feeling the jet lag. Normally that is a good thing because I'm wide awake at 4 am and can head for the lake. This time I'm battling some long term back pain that got a lot worse and made it difficult to move around. Been sidelined all week. Have an appt with the Doc on Monday to go over X-rays. I feel better now with the rest and expect I'll be wasting the Doc's time.

Anyway, I have had way too much time on my hands -- you guys are paying the price! haha.

 

[GTS225]

It sounds like the vampire fish aren’t biting so well in your neck of the woods.

Fixed it for ya.

Roger

 

[Fishingman48]

Got back from a trip last week that was 9 time zones away. Still feeling the jet lag. Normally that is a good thing because I'm wide awake at 4 am and can head for the lake. This time I'm battling some long term back pain that got a lot worse and made it difficult to move around. Been sidelined all week. Have an appt with the Doc on Monday to go over X-rays. I feel better now with the rest and expect I'll be wasting the Doc's time.

Anyway, I have had way too much time on my hands -- you guys are paying the price! haha.

One bad back to another>{4 herniated discs in lower lumbar sac area w/ muscular strain & acute tendinitis} / A suggestion **rest, heating pad & if you have & or can get a "Ten's Unit" Electric impulse nerve stimulator**. There are time's I'll wear mine 24 -48 hrs.' before removing. However, I lived on the floor for two weeks, literally, slept ate, bathed & screamed my bloody head off climbing onto the king's throne. It affected my Legg's so bad; One Day I was carried by two co-workers into my chiro's office because I couldn't walk. Be careful with that you don't want to wind up in a wheelchair. or have your spine put into a cage for support, or have a bunch of crap holding it together.
Reason why both my v-hull which I wouldn't have another way is on a trailer and my plastic pelican flat bottom Jon is also on a trailer. Heck 30 yrs. ago I could pick it up and slide it into back of my truck. now ?? lol! I sit and do stretches for an hour before I choose to go outside! Don't know how old all you fella's are but take some advice > a bit of stretching before heading out will help from getting hurt.!!! & THIS IS NO JOKE!

LDUBS > For your sake I hope it's just tired muscles.

 

[bigcity]

Everyone knows about the knights of the round table.
But do you know which 1 built the round table?

It was Sir Cumference