Jocularity

[LDUBS]

I want to go to the south of France someday.

I think that would be Nice.

 

[LDUBS]

The fridge was full of stir fry this morning.

Apparently, I was sleep wokking again.

 

[LDUBS]

Why didn't the spicy pepper practice archery?

Because it didn't habanero.

 

[LDUBS]

Asked the train conductor how many derailments he has had.

He didn't know because it was hard to keep track.

 

[KMixson]

If a child refuses to take a nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

 

[LDUBS]

On my morning walk today, I saw a guy dragging a clam on a leash.

Must be hard to walk with a pulled muscle.

 

[LDUBS]

I just found out that Albert Einstein was a real person!

All this time I thought that he was a theoretical physicist.

 

[KMixson]

I have a disease. I can't stop making jokes about airplanes and airports. The doctor says its terminal.

 

[R2K]

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce? A chicken sees a salad….


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[LDUBS]

I saw a snake that was 3.14 feet long.

I think it was a πthon.

 

[poorthang]

I saw a snake that was 3.14 feet long.

I think it was a πthon.

what was his circumference?

 

[GTS225]

Purely mathematically, it's circumference would be the same has it's length. Now, if you had meant diameter, that would be 1 foot.

Roger

 

[LDUBS]

A πRsquaredthon!

 

[Jim]

I cant even believe I’m doing this.

 

[Jim]

 

[Jim]

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[LDUBS]

I went to the Air and Space Museum

But there was nothing there.

 

[Jim]

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[LDUBS]

 

[KMixson]

A couple old guys visit a steakhouse together, sit down and both order steaks. The waiter brings the steaks and asks if they would like any sauce with their steaks. They say yes and the waiter brings a couple bottles out for them. First guy puts it on his steak and says "wow that's purty good!" The other guy tries it and says "Mmmm! Wha's dis 'ere sauce?!"