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FishingCop

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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative

2. Preliminary

3. Proliferation

4. Cinnamon


THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity

2. Anti-constitutionalistically

3. Passive-aggressive disorder

4. Transubstantiate


THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. No thanks, I'm married.

2. Nope, no more booze for me!

3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.

4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.

5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?

6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.

7. I'm not interested in fighting you.

8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to
look like a fool!

9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.

10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning!
 
I'm in TROUBLE !!!!!

Cop: Where do you live??
Me: Cinnaminson, NJ

Cop: Do you suffer from Road Rage??
Me: Nope. Passive-aggressive disorder.

Cop: How about I just let you off with a warning if you promise to go straight home??
Me: No thanks, I'm married.
 
DocWatson said:
I'm in TROUBLE !!!!!

Cop: Where do you live??
Me: Cinnaminson, NJ

Cop: Do you suffer from Road Rage??
Me: Nope. Passive-aggressive disorder.

Cop: How about I just let you off with a warning if you promise to go straight home??
Me: No thanks, I'm married.


well done lol :)
 

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