Waterwings
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Jeff Gordon fires his whole pit crew!!
This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of the government's scheme to employ some out of work youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how some unemployed youths were able to remove a set of wheels in less than six seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Jeff Gordon's management team as most races are won or lost in the pits.
However........Gordon got more than he bargained for! At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had resprayed, rebadged and traded the car to Dale Earnhardt, Jr. for some of his old Budweiser t-shirts !
Note: I edited the original joke to remove some inappropriate language not suitable for the site.
This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of the government's scheme to employ some out of work youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how some unemployed youths were able to remove a set of wheels in less than six seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Jeff Gordon's management team as most races are won or lost in the pits.
However........Gordon got more than he bargained for! At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had resprayed, rebadged and traded the car to Dale Earnhardt, Jr. for some of his old Budweiser t-shirts !
Note: I edited the original joke to remove some inappropriate language not suitable for the site.
