FishingCop
Well-known member
>> SPAGHETTI
>> For several years, a man was having an
>> affair with an Italian woman.
>> One night, she confided in him that she
>> was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin
>> His reputation or his marriage, He paid
>> her a large sum of money if she
>> Would go to Italy to secretly have the
>> child. If she stayed in Italy to raise
>> The child, he would also provide child
>> support until the child turned 18.
>> She agreed, but asked how he would know
>> when the baby was born.
>>
>> To keep it discrete, he told her to
>> simply mail him a post card,
>> And write 'Spaghetti' on the
>> back. He would then arrange for the
>> Child support payments to begin.
>>
>> One day, about 9 months later, he came
>> home to his confused wife.
>> 'Honey, 'she said, 'You
>> received a very strange post card today.'
>> 'Oh, just give it to me and
>> I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife obeyed
>> And watched as her husband read the
>> card, turned white, and fainted.
>>
>> On the card was written:
>>
>> 'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti,
>> Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
>>
>> Three with meatballs, two without.
>>
>> Send extra sauce
>>
>> For several years, a man was having an
>> affair with an Italian woman.
>> One night, she confided in him that she
>> was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin
>> His reputation or his marriage, He paid
>> her a large sum of money if she
>> Would go to Italy to secretly have the
>> child. If she stayed in Italy to raise
>> The child, he would also provide child
>> support until the child turned 18.
>> She agreed, but asked how he would know
>> when the baby was born.
>>
>> To keep it discrete, he told her to
>> simply mail him a post card,
>> And write 'Spaghetti' on the
>> back. He would then arrange for the
>> Child support payments to begin.
>>
>> One day, about 9 months later, he came
>> home to his confused wife.
>> 'Honey, 'she said, 'You
>> received a very strange post card today.'
>> 'Oh, just give it to me and
>> I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife obeyed
>> And watched as her husband read the
>> card, turned white, and fainted.
>>
>> On the card was written:
>>
>> 'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti,
>> Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
>>
>> Three with meatballs, two without.
>>
>> Send extra sauce
>>
