cornbread
Well-known member
Three Elderly Fishermen
Were walking down to there boat.
60 is the worst age to be said one man. I have to pee all the time and nothing comes out.
That's nothing replied the 70 year old. I never have a bowel movement anymore. I take laxatives, bran, and yogurt. Sit on the toilet all day. Nothing.
Nope. Replied the 80 year old man. 80 is the worst age to be. The 60 year old man responded, "Do you pee every day"? I pee like a racehorse at 6:00am every day replied the 80 year old. Do you poop every day asked the 70 year old man. Poop every day at 06:30am replied the 80 year old.
Puzzled the 60 year old man asked "What's wrong with that"?
I don't wake up until 07:00am replied the 80 year old.
Were walking down to there boat.
60 is the worst age to be said one man. I have to pee all the time and nothing comes out.
That's nothing replied the 70 year old. I never have a bowel movement anymore. I take laxatives, bran, and yogurt. Sit on the toilet all day. Nothing.
Nope. Replied the 80 year old man. 80 is the worst age to be. The 60 year old man responded, "Do you pee every day"? I pee like a racehorse at 6:00am every day replied the 80 year old. Do you poop every day asked the 70 year old man. Poop every day at 06:30am replied the 80 year old.
Puzzled the 60 year old man asked "What's wrong with that"?
I don't wake up until 07:00am replied the 80 year old.
