FishingCop
Well-known member
I went down
>> this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare. At first the
>> lady said, Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare. So I
>> explained to her that my Dog is unemployed, lazy, can't
>> speak English and has no frigging clue who his Daddy is. So
>> she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to
>> qualify.
>>
>> My Dog gets his
>> first check Friday. Damn this is a great
>> country
>> this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare. At first the
>> lady said, Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare. So I
>> explained to her that my Dog is unemployed, lazy, can't
>> speak English and has no frigging clue who his Daddy is. So
>> she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to
>> qualify.
>>
>> My Dog gets his
>> first check Friday. Damn this is a great
>> country
