Ha! Horn's are on backwards... Fender, dude, you're missing out on an excellent time.
Deer camp is about 15% deer and about 80% camaraderie. 5% beer also I suppose, but that' entirely group dependent - some don't drink and that's awesome too. Vega's stole their slogan from every deer camp out there - the only way you'll know about what happened is if you attended.
I still laugh at the serial killer comments from the wife. My wife said the same things when I started going to IL for archery deer when I met up with a great bunch of guys on another forum. We still meet up every year for a week and just giver' hell.
Deer camp is good mojo.
ETA - Doug, you up for archery? My Black Widow recurve would be like a kindred spirit in that camp - if that's not a step in time, I don't know what is... beautiful, beautiful country you have there.