FishingCop
Well-known member
... A penny saved is a government oversight...
> ..... The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing
> at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the
> tempting moment. ..
.............................. Some people try to turn back their
> odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way.
I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
> > ........... The easiest way to find something lost around the house is
> to buy a replacement...
> ..........He who hesitates is probably right. ..
> ............... Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty
> are XL.' ...
> .................... If you think there is good in everybody, you
> haven't met everybody. ....
>
> ... If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind
> to blame. ...
> ....... The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell
> when he's really in trouble.. .
> .......... There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time
> to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it
> is that wrinkles don't hurt ....
> ............... Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you
> stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
> ..................... The older we get, the fewer things seem worth
> waiting in line for.
> >
> .... When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your
> youth, think of Algebra..
> ........ You know you are getting old when everything either
dries up or leaks.
> ............. One of the many things no one tells you about aging is
> that it is such a nice change from being young. Ah, being young is
> beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
> ................... First you forget names and then you forget faces.
> Then you forget to pull up your zipper. It's worse when you forget
> to pull it down.
>
> " Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth! "
>
> AMEN!
> ..... The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing
> at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the
> tempting moment. ..
.............................. Some people try to turn back their
> odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way.
I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
> > ........... The easiest way to find something lost around the house is
> to buy a replacement...
> ..........He who hesitates is probably right. ..
> ............... Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty
> are XL.' ...
> .................... If you think there is good in everybody, you
> haven't met everybody. ....
>
> ... If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind
> to blame. ...
> ....... The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell
> when he's really in trouble.. .
> .......... There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time
> to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it
> is that wrinkles don't hurt ....
> ............... Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you
> stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
> ..................... The older we get, the fewer things seem worth
> waiting in line for.
> >
> .... When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your
> youth, think of Algebra..
> ........ You know you are getting old when everything either
dries up or leaks.
> ............. One of the many things no one tells you about aging is
> that it is such a nice change from being young. Ah, being young is
> beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
> ................... First you forget names and then you forget faces.
> Then you forget to pull up your zipper. It's worse when you forget
> to pull it down.
>
> " Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth! "
>
> AMEN!
