"You Might Be a Redneck If ......

[SFBigDog]

You run a tab at the local bait store

 

[russ010]

you're getting personal.... lol :lol:

 

[SFBigDog]

If you climb the town water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor .... You Might Be a Redneck

 

[SFBigDog]

You have ever thrown a tailgate party at a funeral

 

[SFBigDog]

If your highest paying job "Ever" was jury duty

 

[SFBigDog]

Your life long ambition is to own a fireworks stand

 

[SFBigDog]

You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table

 

[SFBigDog]

If you use your pocket knife to slice cheese and trim your toe nails :LOL2: