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A pregnant woman is in a car accident and falls into a deep coma.
Asleep for nearly 6 months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, 'Ma'am you had twins! A boy and a girl. Your brother came in and named them.'
The woman thinks to herself, 'Oh No, not my brother... he's an idiot!'
She asks the doctor, 'Well, what's the girl's name?' Denise.' 'Wow, that's not a bad name, I like it!
What's the boy's name?' .........
'Denephew'

 

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OK, this reminded me. Years ago I had occasion to use the restroom in the Munich airport. The urinals had a black fly pic imbedded in the porcelain. It is pretty clear what the intent was.

 

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A young woman was pulled over for speeding on her motorcycle. A Colorado state trooper walked up to her, flipping open his ticket book. She said, “I bet you were going to try to sell me a ticket to the Colorado troopers ball”. He replied, “Colorado state troopers don’t have balls”. There was a moment of silence. He closed his ticket book, tipped his hat, got back in his patrol car and left.

 

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I'm not sure......are they Chicago Bears?
Aahahahaha.....I just kill myself!

Roger