funny craigslist finds

[josh870]

words...
https://providence.craigslist.org/boa/5039218892.html

 

[Captain Ahab]

Gotta get a turbo on all my 'letric motors! And 4WD

 

[lovedr79]

TURBO powered! $600 new. LOL! 90# thrust on just 12v! i cant believe none of us have bought this yet!

 

[bobberboy]

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I found this tonight during my daily cruise through C's L. My favorite part of Craig's List is the spelling.


Now, strictly speaking, you can't use a wench, electric or otherwise, to help load your boat. For that you'd want a winch. The wench is an entirely different kind of deal and one we dare not speak of on a family friendly web site. Actually, you could use a wench to load your boat but it's not quite the same thing and you might need more than one, depending on how they're geared. They don't wrap around the drum too well though.


Another listing was having a "mad wife sale". I'm sure that needs no explanation...

 

[bobberboy]

On reflection, you really can use a wench to launch or load a boat. I'm gonna stick my neck out here and say that the Vikings probably did it all the time...

 

[Captain Ahab]

Photos of the wench please

 

[lovedr79]

Not a boat,but i am trying sell my bike so my buddy sends me this. I replied..... lets see what they want for it. https://harrisburg.craigslist.org/mcy/5123330856.html

 

[SumDumGuy]

Not a boat,but i am trying sell my bike so my buddy sends me this. I replied..... lets see what they want for it. https://harrisburg.craigslist.org/mcy/5123330856.html

bummer, it is already deleted.

 

[lovedr79]

DANG! it was about a sportster, POS girls bike needs to be gone from my yard, devaluing my property

 

[jethro]

I didn't know we had a thread for this, so I started one- this is a funny boat ad. Nice picture, huh?

https://nh.craigslist.org/boa/5102985576.html

 

[ctboater]

Turn your Mercury 3.5 into a 10hp
https://hartford.craigslist.org/bod/5159990939.html

"We have a very nice used Mercury 3.5HP Outboard Motor
You can transition it to a 10HP by following simple online instructions listed on youtube!
Very light and easy to transport!"

 

[SumDumGuy]

Turn your Mercury 3.5 into a 10hp
https://hartford.craigslist.org/bod/5159990939.html

"We have a very nice used Mercury 3.5HP Outboard Motor
You can transition it to a 10HP by following simple online instructions listed on youtube!
Very light and easy to transport!"

That is funny..... I bet the youtube instructions say something like..... sell 3.5hp motor, buy 10hp motor.

 

[KMixson]

Turn your Mercury 3.5 into a 10hp
https://hartford.craigslist.org/bod/5159990939.html

"We have a very nice used Mercury 3.5HP Outboard Motor
You can transition it to a 10HP by following simple online instructions listed on youtube!
Very light and easy to transport!"

If it is so simple as he states, why didn't he do it?

 

[lovedr79]

If its that simple mercury would have done it.

 

[ctboater]

I emailed them yesterday asking (very nicely) if they could send me a link on how to transition it to a 10hp before I came to look at it. No response yet.

 

[HeyItzCJ]

That's great. Please post the response. Maybe it involves strapping a TURBO trolling motor to it.

 

[KMixson]

Actually you could get 10 HP out of it pretty easy. Just strap a bottle of Nitrous Oxide to it and there you go. May not get you far but for a split second you will have 10 HP.

 

[Skiffing]

Easy storage

https://boston.craigslist.org/sob/boa/5180321039.html

 

[josh870]

Easy storage

https://boston.craigslist.org/sob/boa/5180321039.html

i want it... hmm its not that far away...

 

[WaterWaif]

Fifty percent off!