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Entertain a time when all is simply strange

And yet radiation causes chromosomes to re-arrange

My father worked at (Yellotomic) Plant hinder

And sends me forth with arms thus withered;

But yet, I am not afraid.

I am merely here to lay forth my words

And let you still upon them and think



Fear not

If I see my words fall out in pieces

They land upon the ground like simple feces

No, not who I am

I come before to entertain a play

About young vexing plant hinder

That sets out forth and glows at night and brings forth things

But you care not

You sit in front of your TVs and your balls do glow in the dark



Mind not my words

Let the play say the thing

I'll get back forth and touch myself anon



'Ay, who was that ugly sucker who came hence?

Tis' a strange and vile night, ay

Tis' strange to be loaded and work the night shift

Ay ----

the plant does glow like a huge Acne zit, why?

Hark Look! The ghost of Einstein comes hither!'



'What are you doing with my formula?

I gave you simply E equals M C square

You mashugunna, you ******' up like this?

I merely allowed you an idea to explore the universe

Instead you make money and do this anon!...'



(whew)

I am truly loaded now

Thence are truly strange, look!

The stream that comes from the plant, what news?

A three-headed fish, no big deal

And yet the newspaper say it’s a minimum warning!

Tis' a vile and strange thing, look ----

The town is on fire!

There be no vexation here

I shall ask my father, he shall know anon



'Father! I knock upon thy door,

Tis I who spawned from your loins

Who comes hither to tell you

Look! The whole town is covered in radiation, know you not?!'



'No son, nothing's wrong look at the news ---

The president would not walk into the plant

if things were awry'

'Father, the president has the brains of a pisshead, my lord!'



Nay, I will ask my mother anon!

'Mother, it is your son Oedipus Schmedipus, I've come to talk to you

What news, my gentle mother?'

'Oh, Tommy

I can’t hear you, I've got the blowdrier on. Give me another valium.'

'No, mama.

She will sit anon and watch Lucy melt into the sky…'



Tis' strange, no one knows

Tis' a vile thing I must apprehence

Nature, money

no

take the money, nature

money I can't buy,

money could…

NO!

A$$HOLES DO VEX ME!!!!!



I must consult the gods of thy

The gods of utility, they know what to do

'Oh ye, PG&E!

I've ha… What? I'll hold…'



There is no help for me, hither

Tis' a vile question I must interpose myself

I know, my course is resolved

I know what one to do

Strange, yet I must



I shall go to the plant and pull out the rods

Diffuse so we will not have meltdown

And speak Chinese anon

Strange could be a good idea for cinema, but I know not

I shall wander hence

To the plant while I speak anon



Passed on the security guards

they have passed out a'non

I am hither, I am finally in the room of radiation

Ah!

Oh no! Too late!

I have gone too close to the reactor, but there is no price to pay!

Ay, the rays and lightnings I pull the cords anon

Ah too late a chain reaction!
 
KMixson said:
fender66 said:
Popeye said:
I'm planning on Thursday myself. Wave if you go by.
Wave??? I think I might just stop and borrow a beer. :beer:

"borrow a beer"? What are you going to do, pee on him when you leave?
That's a thought...but if I borrow one...then some time later, I'd have to give him one back. Let it NEVER be said that I'm a freeloader.
 
Today's 20 min. lunch trip with a lipless crank
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Yesterday I caught all little guys except the drum. Boated 3 small walleyes, biggest being 13.5" and 4 LM Bass ranging from 2.5" to 11" and the drum which measured 16". Stopped by the local State Park lake where they stock Trouts and met my buddy down there. He had 2 nice Rainbows and I fished a while and caught 3 Yellow Perch 6-8" and a 10" LM Bass. Had a nice day and who woulda thought I would be fishing from a boat wearing a short sleeve shirt in November.
 
Settin' here, got bull ridin' on the TV next to the computer screen, got the foxy blonde bimbo babe interviewing the current leader, he's like a foot and a half shorter than her, looks like he's about 12 years old. Hell of a ride, though.
 
Volleyball tourney today - last year we finished no worse than 2nd in all tourneys, this year it's been 1st place in everything. I think this one (last of the year) will be the undoing of that record. :shock:
Our big outside hitter is injured - I have a sore back and ankle - and the other guy we are relying on hasn't played enough to have awesome court sense. I have a feeling we are middle of the pack :roll:
 
wasilvers said:
Volleyball tourney today - last year we finished no worse than 2nd in all tourneys, this year it's been 1st place in everything. I think this one (last of the year) will be the undoing of that record. :shock:
Our big outside hitter is injured - I have a sore back and ankle - and the other guy we are relying on hasn't played enough to have awesome court sense. I have a feeling we are middle of the pack :roll:

Did NOT win the tourney, but we won our money back, so we have yet to pay to play in 2010 8)
 
S&MFISH said:
Fishing tomorrow-Big River, go Bass.
Gonna be cold Steve.....I was standing on the sidelines of my daughter's soccer game this AM and couldn't hardly stand it. The wind was horrible!
 
Auburn beat UGA! 11-0.

Disappointed about this Florida/South Carolina game. I doubt Fla can pull out 22 points in the last 12 minutes. I was really hoping to play Florida in the SEC Championship game.
 
fender66 said:
S&MFISH said:
Fishing tomorrow-Big River, go Bass.
Gonna be cold Steve.....I was standing on the sidelines of my daughter's soccer game this AM and couldn't hardly stand it. The wind was horrible!


Chris, I was on a rooftop downtown yesterday morning and it wasn't too bad........as long as the wind didn't blow real hard. Anyway, looked at today's forcast and looks to be in the high 50s and sunny. Good day to get out on the river,should have it all to myself.
 

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