Chuck Norris Facts?

[boathauler32]

i am the illegitimate son of Chuck Norris, he wont admit it tho......................

I dont blame him!!!!!

 

[Captain Ahab]

Bass Addict my SON!!

Now he gets a kick

 

[Salmon_Slayer_2008_Lund]

Check these out. I hope they haven't been posted yet.

"Chuck Norris has to sleep with the light on. Not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him."

"Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, a horse is hung like Chuck!"

"Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People."

"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."

:lol:

 

[boathauler32]

good ones...

 

[Waterwings]

Good ones! The last one is really good, lol. :lol:

 

[redbug]

Chuck Norris un-invented the parabolic hemorrhoid disruptor which is why you have never heard of it before now.

 

[Country Dave]

Dinosaurs are not extinct Chuck just told them to go away. Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he does earth downs.

 

[Jim]

Country Dave » 20 Dec 2013 06:59 pm[/url]"]Dinosaurs are not extinct Chuck just told them to go away. Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he does earth downs.

:LOL2:

 

[bassboy1]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door....

 

[BassAddict]

But even Chuck Norris CAN NOT ban the BassAddict!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO =D> =D> =D> =D>

 

[lovedr79]

when inflicting pain on someone chuck has been drinking dosequis........

 

[Country Dave]

Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.

 

[Country Dave]

In FDR’s 1933 inaugural address he was going to say “There is nothing to fear but Chuck himself” but Chuck wasn’t born yet! I just made that up.

 

[T Man]

Chuck Norris visited the virgin islands once. They are now just known as the islands.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas to bed.

 

[juggernot]

I'll put this here



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFJeaAq5Mv4







...............Chuck Norris gave his father " the talk "

 

[Captain Ahab]

Is Bass Addict really Check Norris?

 

[WVfishnfool]

Chuck Norris is so quick he can flip the wall switch and be in bed before the lights go out.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

 

[Captain Ahab]

WVfishnfool » Sat Jan 18, 2014 12:30 am[/url]"]Chuck Norris is so quick he can flip the wall switch and be in bed before the lights go out.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

:fishing2:

 

[WVfishnfool]

Captain Ahab » Yesterday, 20:23[/url]"]

WVfishnfool » Sat Jan 18, 2014 12:30 am[/url]"]Chuck Norris is so quick he can flip the wall switch and be in bed before the lights go out.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

:fishing2:

OK I'm a newbie here what's up with the fishing comment? Just wondering?

 

[Country Dave]

WVfishnfool » 19 minutes ago[/url]"]

Captain Ahab » Yesterday, 20:23[/url]"]

WVfishnfool » Sat Jan 18, 2014 12:30 am[/url]"]Chuck Norris is so quick he can flip the wall switch and be in bed before the lights go out.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

:fishing2:

OK I'm a newbie here what's up with the fishing comment? Just wondering?

Fish don't drown. They live and breath underwater.