Jocularity

[LDUBS]

I'm trying to learn the alphabet but can't get past "X".

I don't know why.

 

[LDUBS]

I am having some hearing problems.

Doc asked me to describe the symptoms.

I told him "Homer is a fat guy and Marge has blue hair".

 

[LDUBS]

I tried to catch fog yesterday.

Mist.



(I'm kinda scrapping the bottom of the barrel here).

 

[Lost But Happy]

 

[Lost But Happy]

 

[Lost But Happy]

 

[Jim]

:LOL2:

 

[LDUBS]

If an electricians kid gets in trouble, do they get grounded?

They would probably be shocked if that happened.

But then again, he might conduct himself better.

 

[KMixson]

If an electricians kid gets in trouble, do they get grounded?

They would probably be shocked if that happened.

But then again, he might conduct himself better.

That would be best. No need for the kid to amp up the situation.

 

[GTS225]

Yep.....that could spark a conflict.

Roger

 

[LDUBS]

And best keep the current situation.

 

[Lost But Happy]

:lol:

 

[KMixson]

And best keep the current situation.

That's right. Think Positive.

 

[LDUBS]

I'm trying to stay neutral.

 

[LDUBS]

Don't want to be polarizing.

 

[LDUBS]

The janitor got fired for smoking pot.

I guess they don't like high maintenance people.

 

[LDUBS]

Saw a guy trip and hit his head on a snare drum.

I think he might have a percussion.

 

[LDUBS]

It was a really emotional wedding.

Even the cake was in tiers.

 

[KMixson]

What do you call a cheese that is not yours?

Nacho Cheese

 

[LDUBS]

In America it's called an elevator. In Europe it's called a lift.

I guess we are just raised differently.