Q) What's as wide as two fingers and as long as a man's arm?

[bearsphan3.14]

First an eel then a Lava Lamp! Seriously? :shock:

 

[Deadmeat]

Can't vouch for the eel but I've got some great autopsy photos of the lava lamp still in place. After working in a morgue as long as I have I've long since given up trying to figure out what some folks call fun.