TinBoats Twitter - Random posts

[Jim]

I was tasked with rolling out symantec endpoint protection to the enterprise. All went and is going well...knock on wood. I then installed the latest windows updates and the java console on all my machines stopped working. Stupied IE7 update does something to java. Symantec had no clue. I uninstalled the updates one by one until my console started working, then confirmed the culprit hotfix by installing it again and breaking the console again. Then I handed the fix to symantec so when everyone else starts calling in they will have the workaround. PITA!

The IT guys onboard can feel my pain.....

 

[Captain Ahab]

I was tasked with rolling out symantec endpoint protection to the enterprise. All went and is going well...knock on wood. I then installed the latest windows updates and the java console on all my machines stopped working. Stupied IE7 update does something to java. Symantec had no clue. I uninstalled the updates one by one until my console started working, then confirmed the culprit hotfix by installing it again and breaking the console again. Then I handed the fix to symantec so when everyone else starts calling in they will have the workaround. PITA!

The IT guys onboard can feel my pain.....

Speak English man!

 

[wasilvers]

I was tasked with rolling out symantec endpoint protection to the enterprise. All went and is going well...knock on wood. I then installed the latest windows updates and the java console on all my machines stopped working. Stupied IE7 update does something to java. Symantec had no clue. I uninstalled the updates one by one until my console started working, then confirmed the culprit hotfix by installing it again and breaking the console again. Then I handed the fix to symantec so when everyone else starts calling in they will have the workaround. PITA!

The IT guys onboard can feel my pain.....

Speak English man!

I ran Jim's post thru google translater and it came back with this..
"Computer program A desired not to work with computer program B. I spent half a day talking to teenage idiots who couldn't find the problem in their manuals. I fixed the problem myself and informed computer software engineers of the fix. I am now out half a day, will get paid nothing for my extra efforts and I still have to fix another 40 machines tonight. Expect a lot of crazy tinboats posts after midnight"

Or something to that effect

 

[wasilvers]

What an eyeopener - I was asked to find a date for a single gal in our office. "Sure, give me 10 minutes" was my smart *** answer. I pulled up craigslist personals and opened up 3 decent looking ads lines. ALL THREE WERE FROM MARRIED MEN!!! :shock: Wow, things sure have changed since I was dating. It really hurt my stomach to see that these guys thought so little of their marriages.

So if there are any single guys around 40ish that want to meet a sweetheard of a gal who can cook with the best of them and whose two kids really like to fish - I know the lady for you - but you have to like blondes.

 

[Jim]

What an eyeopener - I was asked to find a date for a single gal in our office. "Sure, give me 10 minutes" was my smart *** answer. I pulled up craigslist personals and opened up 3 decent looking ads lines. ALL THREE WERE FROM MARRIED MEN!!! :shock: Wow, things sure have changed since I was dating. It really hurt my stomach to see that these guys thought so little of their marriages.

So if there are any single guys around 40ish that want to meet a sweetheard of a gal who can cook with the best of them and whose two kids really like to fish - I know the lady for you - but you have to like blondes.

:LOL2: What exactly is your job title?

 

[wasilvers]

:LOL2: What exactly is your job title?

Still figuring that out! The call me CPA, but for a while there I was the only other guy (besides the boss) in the office - so I get all the extra stuff.. Now we have a couple of guys, but they're young'uns. Guess the boss decided to hire the first applicant rather than waiting for the cute ones to apply. :LOL2:

 

[Jim]

:LOL2: What exactly is your job title?

Still figuring that out! The call me CPA, but for a while there I was the only other guy (besides the boss) in the office - so I get all the extra stuff.. Now we have a couple of guys, but they're young'uns. Guess the boss decided to hire the first applicant rather than waiting for the cute ones to apply. :LOL2:

Wasilvers Rodent Control and dating service at your service. Has a nice ring to it! :LOL2:

 

[S&MFISH]

Rain and fog today,that s#$#,no work.At least its not the frozen stuff.Man I can't wait for spring.

 

[S&MFISH]

SAME AS YESTERDAY!

 

[Bugpac]

Rain, Rain, Go away, I don't want to fish, on a different day...

 

[Waterwings]

Still raining here, and we're under a tornado watch until around 5pm. However, some rain and 48* temp is better than the ice storm that hit us at this time last last year.

 

[ACarbone624]

We are supposed to get a wintry mix tommorrow.....hopefully not too much ice.

 

[Hydrilla]

I'm not thrilled about being at work fixing a server (well, anti-spam/anti-virus appliance) at 3-something in the morning, after already working 9 hours Thursday, but hey- I'm a contractor now, so I'll get paid from midnight tonight through 5pm Friday afternoon, that ain't too bad! Before I was laid off this Summer and re-hired as a contractor, I was a salaried employee, so this type of work was free. Why do you care? Good question!! As you were, carry on. :lol:

 

[S&MFISH]

Oooo,got to work today.We had a break in the rain today,it will be back tomorrow but should be gone by Monday.Man I'm so tired of staying home.

 

[wasilvers]

Moved the boat to the garage today since it started to warm up to 34 degrees outside. It only had 12 inches of snow on the cover and was starting to melt. Took and hour to make room in the garage and another hour to locate the hitch. Go figure, I put it on the shelf above the kids toys way out of their reach, but I found it in their toybox - without the pin :x

Now the wife isn't too happy with "HER" garage filled with the boat. Go figure, this is the 3rd year in this house and NOW she wants to park in the garage?!

BTW, the garage is detached and the farthest point away from our house from where she parks now. :?

 

[S&MFISH]

Will, I have the opposite problem.HER boat is in my garage.

 

[dougdad]

figures, woman! :mrgreen:

the wife parks 10 ft from the front door, garage to full of junk to park in. we use the front yard for now :?

 

[Jim]

Can the End of Day Friday get here quick enough? Feels like the time is going backwards................

 

[wasilvers]

HA!, I thought yesterday was Friday already, stayed up late and everything. My wife woke me up this morning wondering if I was going to work or not

She's a :evil: woman ruining my dreams like that!

 

[D-Man]

You guy's ever been driving drinking your coffee,smoking your cig. And say to yourself ,Dam I forgot my cellphone!